alexduckie

The world is at war. This could have been avoided if they had a Sassy Gay Friend. "VAT ARE YOU DOING? VAT VAT VAT ARE YOU DOING?" Poland strutted in, flipping his pink scarf fashionably. Everyone stopped their killing to stare at the Polish man... woman... thing... "We're... uh... fighting in the war." One soldier answered nervously. "Over what?! Unless this is for tickets to a Justin Timberlake strip show, I don't see what the big deal is! You guys are fighting over NOTHING!" And suddenly it donned on them. One by one, the soldiers set their swords down, and the countries marveled at Poland's reasoning. "Now c'mon, let's go find Liet and go